A Hymn

By: Traditional

A Hymn

Choirmaster: (spoken loudly in joyful voice)

C’mon everybody, let’s have a hymn!

Choir: (in a Gregorian chant)

Hymmmmmmmm, himmmmmmmm
Screwwwwwwwww*
himmmmmmmm

Choirmaster: (spoken loudly in joyful voice)

C’mon everybody, once more! This time with feeling!

Choir: (each with a middle finger raised towards the choirmaster, and again in a Gregorian chant)

Hymmmmmmmm, himmmmmmmm
Screwwwwwwwww
himmmmmmmm

Footnote:

* Another stronger word can be substituted and usually is.