By: Traditional

Jesus Walks on Water
(Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic.)

Jesus walks on water, he’s a lifeguard at the pool
Jesus walks on water, he’s a lifeguard at the pool
Jesus walks on water, he’s a lifeguard at the pool
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

Jesus puts his money in the Bank of Montreal
Jesus puts his money in the Bank of Montreal
Jesus puts his money in the Bank of Montreal
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

Jesus, preacher tells us, has no hair upon his pubes
Jesus, preacher tells us, has no hair upon his pubes
Jesus, preacher tells us, has no hair upon his pubes
Jesus shaves, Jesus shaves, Jesus shaves.