Meditation 362
by Anjali (“borrowed” from the Raving Atheist)
616 – The number of the beast
618 – neighbor of the beast
614 – the other neighbor of the beast
620 – Approximate number of the Beast
DCXVI – Roman numeral of the Beast
616.0000 – Number of the High Precision Beast
0.616666 – Number of the Millibeast
/ 616 – Beast Common Denominator
616 ^ (-1) – Imaginary number of the Beast
0b1001101000 – Binary of the Beast
6, uh… what was that number again? – Number of the Blonde Beast
1-616 – Area code of the Beast
0616 – English area code of the Beast
00616 – Zip code of the Beast
1-900-616-0616: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.16/minute. Over 18 only please.
$615.95 – Retail price of the Beast
$646.80 – Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 – Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$606.16 – Wal-Mart price of the Beast
$596.16 – Next week’s Wal-Mart price of the Beast
Phillips 616 – Gasoline of the Beast
Route 616 – Way of the Beast
616 F – Oven temperature for roast Beast
616k – Retirement plan of the Beast
616 mg – Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.16 % – 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank,
$616 – minimum deposit.
616% – Interest rate charged by Tony the Beast, local loan shark.
616iv – Local statute number regarding Beast parking.
“If 616 Was 919” – recently discovered Jimi Hendrixixix outtake.
DSM-616 (revised) – Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
Lotus 6-1-6 – Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.16 – Word Processor of the Beast
i61686 – CPU of the Beast
616i – BMW of the Beast
