God discovers that Holy Books don’t work; decides to send his messages in snack food

by: Kevs

I came across the following on Yahoo! news and thought it might amuse you and your readers. Apparently God can communicate to humans by altering the appearance of food products.

Woman finds “sign from God” in goldfish cracker

Apparently she eats two to three pounds of them a week (approx 1750 – 2600 crackers) and examines each one individually.