from Matthew Wayman

(from comments in a membership application)

Perhaps you should add the option for a Bachelor of Lethargy? Just a thought.

The Patriarch replies:

Matthew:

It always surprises me that people bother to apply for our existing degrees in apathy. If our target audience were both apathetic and lethargic, I suspect that there would be no-one who could be bothered to get up the energy to submit an application.

Best wishes